Jewlumni - Revision history

Spr1ggs: Fixing reference

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	According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—{{wiki\|Discord}}—on a server known as the "New {{wiki\|Yishuv\|\|".}} It was also likened to {{wiki\|Andrew Tate\|\|'s}} War Room by Destiny.		According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—{{wiki\|Discord}}—on a server known as the "New {{wiki\|Yishuv\|\|".}} It was also likened to {{wiki\|Andrew Tate\|\|'s}} War Room by Destiny.

Spr1ggs: Adding reference

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	The '''Jewlumni''' (also sometimes mistakenly called the '''Jewlluminati''') is a highly secret, {{wiki\|Zionist}} social network run by the {{wiki\|Mossad}} (not to be confused with the [[Daliban\|Dossad]]) and the State of {{wiki\|Israel\|\|.}} The name is a {{wiki\|portmanteau}} of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world.		The '''Jewlumni''' (also sometimes mistakenly called the '''Jewlluminati''') is a highly secret, {{wiki\|Zionist}} social network run by the {{wiki\|Mossad}} (not to be confused with the [[Daliban\|Dossad]]) and the State of {{wiki\|Israel\|\|.}} The name is a {{wiki\|portmanteau}} of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world.
	[[File:Jewlumni explanation.mp4\|thumb\|left\|320px\|Destiny explains the Jewlumni.]]		[[File:Jewlumni explanation.mp4\|thumb\|left\|320px\|Destiny explains the Jewlumni.<ref>{{cite
			\|source-name = YouTube
			\|year = 2024
			\|month = March
			\|day = 26
			\|title = Destiny Addresses Taking $$$ From Israel And Getting Candace Owens FIRED
			\|author = Destiny
			\|retrieved-date = 2026, June 03
			\|source = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDZ1XyVeQKU
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	According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—{{wiki\|Discord}}—on a server known as the "New {{wiki\|Yishuv\|\|".}} It was also likened to {{wiki\|Andrew Tate\|\|'s}} War Room by Destiny.		According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—{{wiki\|Discord}}—on a server known as the "New {{wiki\|Yishuv\|\|".}} It was also likened to {{wiki\|Andrew Tate\|\|'s}} War Room by Destiny.

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	The '''Jewlumni''' (also sometimes mistakenly called the '''Jewlluminati''') is a highly secret, {{wiki\|Zionist}} social network run by the {{wiki\|Mossad}} (not to be confused with the [[Daliban\|Dossad]]) and the State of {{wiki\|Israel\|\|.}} The name is a {{wiki\|portmanteau}} of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world.		The '''Jewlumni''' (also sometimes mistakenly called the '''Jewlluminati''') is a highly secret, {{wiki\|Zionist}} social network run by the {{wiki\|Mossad}} (not to be confused with the [[Daliban\|Dossad]]) and the State of {{wiki\|Israel\|\|.}} The name is a {{wiki\|portmanteau}} of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world.
			[[File:Jewlumni explanation.mp4\|thumb\|left\|320px\|Destiny explains the Jewlumni.]]

	According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—{{wiki\|Discord}}—on a server known as the "New {{wiki\|Yishuv\|\|".}} It was also likened to {{wiki\|Andrew Tate\|\|'s}} War Room by Destiny.		According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—{{wiki\|Discord}}—on a server known as the "New {{wiki\|Yishuv\|\|".}} It was also likened to {{wiki\|Andrew Tate\|\|'s}} War Room by Destiny.



	In 2023, Destiny began his induction into the Jewlumni through the spurious consumption of {{wiki\|Wikipedia}} articles provided by his <s>handlers</s> benefactors, who he claims have provided around 30,000 {{wiki\|Israeli_new_shekel\|Israeli New Shekels}} (around $8,200 USD at the time of writing) for learning about the {{wiki\|Israeli–Palestinian_conflict\|Israeli-Palestinian conflict}} after the outbreak of the {{wiki\|Israel–Hamas_war\|Israel-Hamas war\|.}} Prior to this, he first appeared on the Jewlumni radar when canvassing for {{wiki\|Jon_Ossoff\|Jon Ossoff\|.}}		In 2023, Destiny began his induction into the Jewlumni through the spurious consumption of {{wiki\|Wikipedia}} articles provided by his <s>handlers</s> benefactors, who he claims have provided around 30,000 {{wiki\|Israeli_new_shekel\|Israeli New Shekels}} (around $8,200 USD at the time of writing) for learning about the {{wiki\|Israeli–Palestinian_conflict\|Israeli-Palestinian conflict}} after the outbreak of the {{wiki\|Israel–Hamas_war\|Israel-Hamas war\|.}} Prior to this, he first appeared on the Jewlumni radar when canvassing for {{wiki\|Jon_Ossoff\|Jon Ossoff\|.}}

Devonnn: Add satire tag + revert

2025-12-02T23:34:02Z

Add satire tag + revert

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 {{Meme sidebar|name=The '''Jewlumni'''|media=[[File:Jewlumni Award.jpg|thumb|250px|center|A rare accession ceremony in which Bibi hands Destiny an award for combatting misinformation.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1bo738a/bienvenido_a_la_jewlumni_esteban_destino/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button reddit.com</ref>]]
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-''Also part of this is they're connecting me to like a network, they call them the Jewlumni, it's like the alumni but for Jews I guess. Then in these jewlumnis, imagine you kind of have like the war-room, but its not exactly the war room, they call it the new yishuv on discord. In this discord they have like a bunch of  really powerful jewish people that I have access to if I want to chat with them about any particular issue. Shapiro obviously, and the other co-owner of the daily wire are in there, and after my candace owens conversation, yeah I reached in there I was like yeah what the fuck. This lady is slamming me on twitter can you do something about this? He'll tap his jewish contacts, they'll see how receptive I have  been to some of the money that they funneled to me to look at like talkign point shit relating to Israel Palestinte. He said looks like I checked out and yeah.''
+The '''Jewlumni''' (also sometimes mistakenly called the '''Jewlluminati''') is a highly secret, {{wiki|Zionist}} social network run by the {{wiki|Mossad}} (not to be confused with the [[Daliban|Dossad]]) and the State of {{wiki|Israel||.}} The name is a {{wiki|portmanteau}} of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world.
-''Are we good? Is that enough for a clip? No I didn't talk to anybody about fucking Candace Owens you fucking retard, why the fuck would I do that. ''
+=== Former members ===
-|name=[https://youtu.be/S0i4v1L1VDY?t=1351 Destiny describing the "Jewlumni"]}}
+Not all Jewlumni retain membership for life. In fact, many renounce the order and set off for greener pastures.
 == Public Reaction ==
-On X (formerly known as Twitter), [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/708489807604744286/1222277515058479174/IMG_2232.jpg?ex=6615a1a4&is=66032ca4&hm=72f0d3c107359098dc24493a698b3e58101be10964a53fe902c4a16e1ff9d70d&| Palestinians activists, Far-left and Far-right figures] were quick to call out Destiny for his public announcement of admission into the Jewlumni as Destiny being antisemitic, jokingly antisemitic, or the callout tweets themselves would be antisemitic.
+On X (formerly known as Twitter), Palestinians activists, Far-left commentators, and Far-right figures were quick to call out Destiny for his public announcement of admission into the Jewlumni as Destiny being antisemitic, jokingly antisemitic, or the callout tweets themselves would be antisemitic.
 === Niko House ===
 {{tweet|username=🇵🇸 #FreePalestine #FreeGaza 🇵🇸

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2024-12-22T15:54:05Z

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	\|quote= ''Did you really message Ben [Shapiro]? What do you mean? Yeah of course. Ever since I started the Israel/Palestine arc, i've gotten so many connections, i've gotten like new payment processors. I get like a lot of, there's a lot of organizations that kind of like send me revenue and they shoot me like talking points or whatever. Or they'll like recommend me books, they don't like control what I say on stream of course, but they'll like suggest like hey you should take a look like this. You know and they also send like a decent chunk of change. Well if you're gonna pay me like 30,000 new shekels or whatever why the fuck would I not take a look at the material you want me to read and review on stream.		\|quote= ''Did you really message Ben [Shapiro]? What do you mean? Yeah of course. Ever since I started the Israel/Palestine arc, i've gotten so many connections, i've gotten like new payment processors. I get like a lot of, there's a lot of organizations that kind of like send me revenue and they shoot me like talking points or whatever. Or they'll like recommend me books, they don't like control what I say on stream of course, but they'll like suggest like hey you should take a look like this. You know and they also send like a decent chunk of change. Well if you're gonna pay me like 30,000 new shekels or whatever why the fuck would I not take a look at the material you want me to read and review on stream.''

	Also part of this is they're connecting me to like a network, they call them the Jewlumni, it's like the alumni but for Jews I guess. Then in these jewlumnis, imagine you kind of have like the war-room, but its not exactly the war room, they call it the new yishuv on discord. In this discord they have like a bunch of really powerful jewish people that I have access to if I want to chat with them about any particular issue. Shapiro obviously, and the other co-owner of the daily wire are in there, and after my candace owens conversation, yeah I reached in there I was like yeah what the fuck. This lady is slamming me on twitter can you do something about this? He'll tap his jewish contacts, they'll see how receptive I have been to some of the money that they funneled to me to look at like talkign point shit relating to Israel Palestinte. He said looks like I checked out and yeah.		''Also part of this is they're connecting me to like a network, they call them the Jewlumni, it's like the alumni but for Jews I guess. Then in these jewlumnis, imagine you kind of have like the war-room, but its not exactly the war room, they call it the new yishuv on discord. In this discord they have like a bunch of really powerful jewish people that I have access to if I want to chat with them about any particular issue. Shapiro obviously, and the other co-owner of the daily wire are in there, and after my candace owens conversation, yeah I reached in there I was like yeah what the fuck. This lady is slamming me on twitter can you do something about this? He'll tap his jewish contacts, they'll see how receptive I have been to some of the money that they funneled to me to look at like talkign point shit relating to Israel Palestinte. He said looks like I checked out and yeah.''

	Are we good? Is that enough for a clip? No I didn't talk to anybody about fucking Candace Owens you fucking retard, why the fuck would I do that. ''		''Are we good? Is that enough for a clip? No I didn't talk to anybody about fucking Candace Owens you fucking retard, why the fuck would I do that. ''
	\|name=[https://youtu.be/S0i4v1L1VDY?t=1351 Destiny describing the "Jewlumni"]}}		\|name=[https://youtu.be/S0i4v1L1VDY?t=1351 Destiny describing the "Jewlumni"]}}

Spr1ggs: Wording, references, context, reworking page to make more apparent it's a meme

2024-12-22T15:50:55Z

Wording, references, context, reworking page to make more apparent it's a meme

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 {{Meme sidebar|name=The '''Jewlumni'''|media=[[File:Jewlumni Award.jpg|thumb|250px|center|A rare accession ceremony in which Bibi hands Destiny an award for combatting misinformation.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1bo738a/bienvenido_a_la_jewlumni_esteban_destino/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button reddit.com</ref>]]
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-The '''Jewlumni''' (also sometimes mistakenly called the '''Jewlluminati''') is a highly secret, {{wiki|Zionist}} social network run by the {{wiki|Mossad}} (not to be confused with the [[Dossad]] and the State of {{wiki|Israel||.}} The name is a {{wiki|portmanteau}} of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world.
+Also part of this is they're connecting me to like a network, they call them the Jewlumni, it's like the alumni but for Jews I guess. Then in these jewlumnis, imagine you kind of have like the war-room, but its not exactly the war room, they call it the new yishuv on discord. In this discord they have like a bunch of  really powerful jewish people that I have access to if I want to chat with them about any particular issue. Shapiro obviously, and the other co-owner of the daily wire are in there, and after my candace owens conversation, yeah I reached in there I was like yeah what the fuck. This lady is slamming me on twitter can you do something about this? He'll tap his jewish contacts, they'll see how receptive I have  been to some of the money that they funneled to me to look at like talkign point shit relating to Israel Palestinte. He said looks like I checked out and yeah.
-According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—{{wiki|Discord}}—on a server known as the "New {{wiki|Yishuv||".}}
+Are we good? Is that enough for a clip? No I didn't talk to anybody about fucking Candace Owens you fucking retard, why the fuck would I do that. ''
+|name=[https://youtu.be/S0i4v1L1VDY?t=1351 Destiny describing the "Jewlumni"]}}
 == Public Reaction ==

Spr1ggs: wording

2024-12-22T15:23:32Z

wording

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	[[File:Jewlumni rewards.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Leaked document containing the rewards for the Jewlumni. There are rumors that this is only the entry-level reward system, and that the next tier contains other access to people like Gal Gadot, as well as a phone number to the president of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIPAC AIPAC] who will let you change any US law that you want.]]		[[File:Jewlumni rewards.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Leaked document containing the rewards for the Jewlumni. There are rumors that this is only the entry-level reward system, and that the next tier contains other access to people like Gal Gadot, as well as a phone number to the president of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIPAC AIPAC] who will let you change any US law that you want.]]
	=== Gradjewates of the Jewlumni ===		=== Gradjewates of the Jewlumni ===
	Leaders of the Jewlumni, also known as '''Gradjewates''' ~~(because they have ''graduated'' from typical, run of the mill mass media and financial manipulation)~~ issue the orders and directives. Notable Gradjewates include:		Leaders of the Jewlumni, also known as '''Gradjewates''' issue the orders and directives. Notable Gradjewates include:
	* {{wiki\|Benjamin_Netanyahu\|Benjamin Netanyahu}}		* {{wiki\|Benjamin_Netanyahu\|Benjamin Netanyahu}}
	* {{wiki\|Gal_Gadot\|Gal Godot}}		* {{wiki\|Gal_Gadot\|Gal Godot}}

Spr1ggs: Adding reference

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Adding reference

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	According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—{{wiki\|Discord}}—on a server known as the "New {{wiki\|Yishuv\|\|".}}		According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—{{wiki\|Discord}}—on a server known as the "New {{wiki\|Yishuv\|\|".}}

	In 2023, Destiny began his induction into the Jewlumni through the spurious consumption of {{wiki\|Wikipedia}} articles provided by his <s>handlers</s> benefactors, who he claims have provided around 30,000 {{wiki\|Israeli_new_shekel\|Israeli New Shekels}} (around $8,200 USD at the time of writing) for learning about the {{wiki\|Israeli–Palestinian_conflict\|Israeli-Palestinian conflict}} after the outbreak of the {{wiki\|Israel–Hamas_war\|Israel-Hamas war\|.}} Prior to this, he first appeared on the Jewlumni radar when canvassing for {{wiki\|Jon_Ossoff\|Jon Ossoff\|.}}		In 2023, Destiny began his induction into the Jewlumni through the spurious consumption of {{wiki\|Wikipedia}} articles provided by his <s>handlers</s> benefactors, who he claims have provided around 30,000 {{wiki\|Israeli_new_shekel\|Israeli New Shekels}} (around $8,200 USD at the time of writing) for learning about the {{wiki\|Israeli–Palestinian_conflict\|Israeli-Palestinian conflict}} after the outbreak of the {{wiki\|Israel–Hamas_war\|Israel-Hamas war\|.}} Prior to this, he first appeared on the Jewlumni radar when canvassing for {{wiki\|Jon_Ossoff\|Jon Ossoff\|.}} <ref>https://twitter.com/realnikohouse/status/1772350983357542611</ref>

	== Notable Members ==		== Notable Members ==

Devonnn: add meme sidebar

2024-10-19T20:20:40Z

add meme sidebar

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	[[File:Jewlumni Award.jpg\|thumb\|~~left~~\|A rare accession ceremony in which Bibi hands Destiny an award for combatting misinformation~~, captured by~~ [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1bo738a/bienvenido_a_la_jewlumni_esteban_destino/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button~~\| u~~/~~Cohan1000.]~~]]		{{Meme sidebar\|name=The '''Jewlumni'''\|media=[[File:Jewlumni Award.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|center\|A rare accession ceremony in which Bibi hands Destiny an award for combatting misinformation.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1bo738a/bienvenido_a_la_jewlumni_esteban_destino/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button reddit.com</ref>]]
	The '''Jewlumni''' (also known as the Jewlluminati) is a highly secret, Zionist social network run by the Mossad and the State of Israel. The name is a portmanteau of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world.		}}

	~~According~~ to ~~Destiny, they communicate over~~ the ~~social app for gamers—Discord—on~~ a ~~server known as the~~ "~~New Yishuv~~".		The '''Jewlumni''' (also sometimes mistakenly called the '''Jewlluminati''') is a highly secret, {{wiki\|Zionist}} social network run by the {{wiki\|Mossad}} (not to be confused with the [[Dossad]] and the State of {{wiki\|Israel\|\|.}} The name is a {{wiki\|portmanteau}} of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world.

	In 2023, Destiny began his induction into the Jewlumni through the spurious consumption of Wikipedia articles provided by his <s>handlers</s> benefactors, who he claims have provided around 30,000 Israeli Shekels (around $8,200 USD at the time of writing) for learning about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. ~~However~~, he first appeared on the Jewlumni radar when canvassing for ~~then-candidate now-senator~~ Jon Ossoff.		According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—{{wiki\|Discord}}—on a server known as the "New {{wiki\|Yishuv\|\|".}}

			In 2023, Destiny began his induction into the Jewlumni through the spurious consumption of {{wiki\|Wikipedia}} articles provided by his <s>handlers</s> benefactors, who he claims have provided around 30,000 {{wiki\|Israeli_new_shekel\|Israeli New Shekels}} (around $8,200 USD at the time of writing) for learning about the {{wiki\|Israeli–Palestinian_conflict\|Israeli-Palestinian conflict}} after the outbreak of the {{wiki\|Israel–Hamas_war\|Israel-Hamas war\|.}} Prior to this, he first appeared on the Jewlumni radar when canvassing for {{wiki\|Jon_Ossoff\|Jon Ossoff\|.}}

	== Notable Members ==		== Notable Members ==
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	=== Gradjewates of the Jewlumni ===		=== Gradjewates of the Jewlumni ===
	Leaders of the Jewlumni, also known as '''Gradjewates''' (because they have ''graduated'' from typical, run of the mill mass media and financial manipulation) issue the orders and directives. Notable Gradjewates include:		Leaders of the Jewlumni, also known as '''Gradjewates''' (because they have ''graduated'' from typical, run of the mill mass media and financial manipulation) issue the orders and directives. Notable Gradjewates include:
	* Benjamin Netanyahu		* {{wiki\|Benjamin_Netanyahu\|Benjamin Netanyahu}}
	* Gal ~~Gadot~~		* {{wiki\|Gal_Gadot\|Gal Godot}}
	* Bernie Sanders		* Bernie Sanders
	* [[Ben Shapiro]]		* [[Ben Shapiro]]

Devonnn at 15:06, 14 September 2024

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