Dogwarts
Dogwarts is a hypothetical proposed by Dan. In this scenario, you have a room in your house which holds a dog. The gender, breed, and size of this dog is up to the listener. The dog is also magic; each time you have intercourse with the dog, you are given a certain amount of money. You can do this as many times as you want. The dog is willing and consenting. No one will know.
The question: how much money do you expect to receive that makes you comfortable with having sex with the dog?
Etymology
Dogwarts is a mixture of the word dog and the fictional school Hogwarts.[1]
The reference to Hogwarts[1] is used to exemplify the mystic, whimsical nature of the hypothetical. It is also due to the assumed similarity between the magical dog's room and platform nine and three-quarters from the Harry Potter series, where the students of Hogwarts[1] are able to phase through a brick wall.[2]
Known Answers
The question was prompted to multiple Orbiters with the given answers[3]:
| Proposed To | Answered ($ per) |
|---|---|
| Destiny | $1000 - $100[3] |
| MrMouton | $20,000[3] |
| Lycan | $5,000[3] |
| DariusIRL | $10,000[3] |
| NotSoErudite | $690,000[3] |
| MrGirl | Unknown*10 [3] |
Trivia
The concept of Dogwarts was first called Barklight by Dan.[3]