Michael Beyer
Prolific couch-beater Michael from Penn State is a well-known beta male in the Twitch streaming space. In recent years, Mike has resigned himself to life as an extra testicle for Hasan Piker, streaming strictly to gobble up Hasan's viewers whenever he is offline. Much like the socialists he idolizes, Mike is a parasite. He briefly attended law school, after which he never passed the bar.