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[[File:Jewlumni Award.jpg|thumb| | [[File:Jewlumni Award.jpg|thumb|left|A rare accession ceremony in which Bibi hands Destiny an award for combatting misinformation, captured by [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1bo738a/bienvenido_a_la_jewlumni_esteban_destino/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button| u/Cohan1000.]]] | ||
The '''Jewlumni''' (also known as the Jewlluminati) is a highly secret, Zionist social network run by the Mossad and the State of Israel. The name is a portmanteau of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world. | The '''Jewlumni''' (also known as the Jewlluminati) is a highly secret, Zionist social network run by the Mossad and the State of Israel. The name is a portmanteau of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world. | ||
According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—Discord—on a server known as the "New Yishuv". | According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—Discord—on a server known as the "New Yishuv". | ||
In 2023, Destiny began his induction into the Jewlumni through the spurious consumption of Wikipedia articles provided by his <s>handlers</s> benefactors, who he claims have provided around | In 2023, Destiny began his induction into the Jewlumni through the spurious consumption of Wikipedia articles provided by his <s>handlers</s> benefactors, who he claims have provided around 30,000 Israeli Shekels (around $8,200 USD at the time of writing) for learning about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. However, he first appeared on the Jewlumni radar when canvassing for then-candidate now-senator Jon Ossoff. | ||
== Notable Members == | == Notable Members == | ||
[[File:Jewlumni rewards.jpg|thumb|right|Leaked document containing the rewards for the Jewlumni. There are rumors that this is only the entry-level reward system, and that the next tier contains other access to people like Gal Gadot, as well as a phone number to the president of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIPAC AIPAC] who will let you change any US law that you want.]] | |||
=== Gradjewates of the Jewlumni === | === Gradjewates of the Jewlumni === | ||
Leaders of the Jewlumni, also known as '''Gradjewates''' (because they have ''graduated'' from typical, run of the mill mass media and financial manipulation) issue the orders and directives. Notable Gradjewates include: | Leaders of the Jewlumni, also known as '''Gradjewates''' (because they have ''graduated'' from typical, run of the mill mass media and financial manipulation) issue the orders and directives. Notable Gradjewates include: | ||
* Benjamin Netanyahu | |||
* Gal Gadot | |||
* Bernie Sanders | |||
* [[Ben Shapiro]] | * [[Ben Shapiro]] | ||
* Jeremy Boreing | * Jeremy Boreing | ||
* [[Dan]] | * [[Dan]] | ||
* [[Lex Fridman]] | * [[Lex Fridman]] | ||
* | * [[Benny Morris]] | ||
* [[DGG Canvassing History|Jon Ossoff]] | |||
* | * [[Dave Rubin]] | ||
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=== Under-Goyduates === | === Under-Goyduates === | ||
The Jewlumni are often reluctant to initiate new members, as typically membership is only obtained by birthright. However, on rare occasions when a promising pupil presents themselves, they may make an exception. | The Jewlumni are often reluctant to initiate new members, as typically membership is only obtained by birthright. However, on rare occasions when a promising pupil presents themselves, they may make an exception. | ||
* [[Destiny]] | * [[Destiny]] | ||
* [[WhickTV]] | |||
* [[LonerBox]] | |||
=== Former members === | === Former members === | ||
Not all Jewlumni retain membership for life. In fact, many renounce the order and set off for greener roads. | Not all Jewlumni retain membership for life. In fact, many renounce the order and set off for greener roads. | ||
* [[Norman Finkelstein]] | * [[Norman Finkelstein]] | ||
* [[Playing With Fire]] | |||
== Public Reaction == | == Public Reaction == | ||
On X (formerly known as Twitter), [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/708489807604744286/1222277515058479174/IMG_2232.jpg?ex=6615a1a4&is=66032ca4&hm=72f0d3c107359098dc24493a698b3e58101be10964a53fe902c4a16e1ff9d70d&| Palestinians activists, Far-left and Far-right figures] were quick to call out Destiny for his public announcement of admission into the Jewlumni as Destiny being antisemitic, jokingly antisemitic, or the callout tweets themselves would be antisemitic. | On X (formerly known as Twitter), [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/708489807604744286/1222277515058479174/IMG_2232.jpg?ex=6615a1a4&is=66032ca4&hm=72f0d3c107359098dc24493a698b3e58101be10964a53fe902c4a16e1ff9d70d&| Palestinians activists, Far-left and Far-right figures] were quick to call out Destiny for his public announcement of admission into the Jewlumni as Destiny being antisemitic, jokingly antisemitic, or the callout tweets themselves would be antisemitic. | ||
=== Niko House === | === Niko House === | ||
{{tweet|username=🇵🇸 #FreePalestine #FreeGaza 🇵🇸 | {{tweet|username=🇵🇸 #FreePalestine #FreeGaza 🇵🇸 | ||
|@=realnikohouse|body=Destiny blatantly admits on his stream that he’s being paid (in one case 30,000 shekels) to spew pro Israel propaganda.<br><br> | |@=realnikohouse|body=Destiny blatantly admits on his stream that he’s being paid (in one case 30,000 shekels) to spew pro Israel propaganda.<br><br> | ||
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{{tweet|username=Peter Coffin|@=petercoffin|body=People like myself get called a grifter while people who literally go on their stream and admit that they take money and the result is the things that they say. FUCKING SILLY.<ref>https://twitter.com/petercoffin/status/1772348703572992347</ref>|time=2:43 PM|date=Mar 25, 2024}} | {{tweet|username=Peter Coffin|@=petercoffin|body=People like myself get called a grifter while people who literally go on their stream and admit that they take money and the result is the things that they say. FUCKING SILLY.<ref>https://twitter.com/petercoffin/status/1772348703572992347</ref>|time=2:43 PM|date=Mar 25, 2024}} | ||
=== Mr. Girl's #1 Fanboy === | === [[Smeth|Mr. Girl's #1 Fanboy]] === | ||
{{tweet|username=RealSmeth|@=realsmeth|body=Destiny is irresponsible with his platform.<br><br>Spreading antisemitic conspiracy theories to bait people into calling him out, just to smear them for it; ensuring that people will be afraid to call him out in the future.<br><br>“Jokes on you, I was just pretending to be antisemitic.”<ref>https://twitter.com/RealSmeth/status/1772609985534361782</ref>|time=Last edited 8:02 AM|date=Mar 26, 2024}} | {{tweet|username=RealSmeth|@=realsmeth|body=Destiny is irresponsible with his platform.<br><br>Spreading antisemitic conspiracy theories to bait people into calling him out, just to smear them for it; ensuring that people will be afraid to call him out in the future.<br><br>“Jokes on you, I was just pretending to be antisemitic.”<ref>https://twitter.com/RealSmeth/status/1772609985534361782</ref>|time=Last edited 8:02 AM|date=Mar 26, 2024}} | ||
== References == | == References == | ||
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[[Category:Memes]] | |||
[[Category:Memes involving Destiny]] | |||
Latest revision as of 15:06, 14 September 2024
The Jewlumni (also known as the Jewlluminati) is a highly secret, Zionist social network run by the Mossad and the State of Israel. The name is a portmanteau of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world.
According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—Discord—on a server known as the "New Yishuv".
In 2023, Destiny began his induction into the Jewlumni through the spurious consumption of Wikipedia articles provided by his handlers benefactors, who he claims have provided around 30,000 Israeli Shekels (around $8,200 USD at the time of writing) for learning about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. However, he first appeared on the Jewlumni radar when canvassing for then-candidate now-senator Jon Ossoff.
Notable Members
Gradjewates of the Jewlumni
Leaders of the Jewlumni, also known as Gradjewates (because they have graduated from typical, run of the mill mass media and financial manipulation) issue the orders and directives. Notable Gradjewates include:
- Benjamin Netanyahu
- Gal Gadot
- Bernie Sanders
- Ben Shapiro
- Jeremy Boreing
- Dan
- Lex Fridman
- Benny Morris
- Jon Ossoff
- Dave Rubin
Under-Goyduates
The Jewlumni are often reluctant to initiate new members, as typically membership is only obtained by birthright. However, on rare occasions when a promising pupil presents themselves, they may make an exception.
Former members
Not all Jewlumni retain membership for life. In fact, many renounce the order and set off for greener roads.
Public Reaction
On X (formerly known as Twitter), Palestinians activists, Far-left and Far-right figures were quick to call out Destiny for his public announcement of admission into the Jewlumni as Destiny being antisemitic, jokingly antisemitic, or the callout tweets themselves would be antisemitic.
Niko House
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🇵🇸 #FreePalestine #FreeGaza 🇵🇸 @realnikohouse |
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| Destiny blatantly admits on his stream that he’s being paid (in one case 30,000 shekels) to spew pro Israel propaganda. Everything this grifter has said about Israel/Palestine since Oct 7 (the day he started paying attention) has been for revenue. Color me shocked 🙄[1]
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Peter Coffin
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Peter Coffin @petercoffin |
| People like myself get called a grifter while people who literally go on their stream and admit that they take money and the result is the things that they say. FUCKING SILLY.[3] | |
| 2:43 PM · Mar 25, 2024 | |
Mr. Girl's #1 Fanboy
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RealSmeth @realsmeth |
| Destiny is irresponsible with his platform. Spreading antisemitic conspiracy theories to bait people into calling him out, just to smear them for it; ensuring that people will be afraid to call him out in the future. “Jokes on you, I was just pretending to be antisemitic.”[4] |
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