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'''Dogwarts''' is a hypothetical proposed by [[Dan]]. In this scenario, you have a room in your house which holds a dog. The gender, breed, and size of this dog is up to the listener. The dog is also magic; each time you have intercourse with the dog, you are given a certain amount of money. You can do this as many times as you want. The dog is willing and consenting. No one will know. | '''Dogwarts''' is a hypothetical proposed by [[Dan]]. In this scenario, you have a room in your house which holds a dog. The gender, breed, and size of this dog is up to the listener. The dog is also magic; each time you have intercourse with the dog, you are given a certain amount of money. You can do this as many times as you want. The dog is willing and consenting. No one will know. | ||
The question: | The question: What is the least amount of money per fuck that you will accept to fuck the dog? | ||
==Etymology== | ==Etymology== | ||
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! Proposed To !! Answered ($ per) | ! Proposed To !! Answered ($ per) | ||
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| [[Dantes]] || $16.50 <ref> [[Media:DogwartsDantes.mp4 ]]</ref> | |||
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| [[Destiny]] || $1000 - $100<ref name="LNWD" /> | | [[Destiny]] || $1000 - $100<ref name="LNWD" /> | ||
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| [[Lycan]] || $5,000<ref name="LNWD" /> | | [[Lycan]] || $5,000<ref name="LNWD" /> | ||
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| [[DariusIRL]] || $10,000<ref name="LNWD" /> | | [[DariusIRL]] || $10,000<ref name="LNWD" /> | ||
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| [[ | | [[MrMouton]] || $20,000<ref name="LNWD" /> | ||
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| [[notsoErudite]] || $690,000<ref name="LNWD" /> | |||
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| [[MrGirl]] || Unknown*10 <ref name="LNWD" /> | | [[MrGirl]] || Unknown*10 <ref name="LNWD" /> | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
The concept of '''Dogwarts''' was first called '''Barklight''' by [[Dan]].<ref name="LNWD" /> | The concept of '''Dogwarts''' was first called '''Barklight''' by [[Dan]].<ref name="LNWD" /> | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:51, 14 September 2024
Dogwarts is a hypothetical proposed by Dan. In this scenario, you have a room in your house which holds a dog. The gender, breed, and size of this dog is up to the listener. The dog is also magic; each time you have intercourse with the dog, you are given a certain amount of money. You can do this as many times as you want. The dog is willing and consenting. No one will know.
The question: What is the least amount of money per fuck that you will accept to fuck the dog?
Etymology
Dogwarts is a mixture of the word dog and the fictional school Hogwarts.[1]
The reference to Hogwarts[1] is used to exemplify the mystic, whimsical nature of the hypothetical. It is also due to the assumed similarity between the magical dog's room and platform nine and three-quarters from the Harry Potter series, where the students of Hogwarts[1] are able to phase through a brick wall.[2]
Known Answers
The question was prompted to multiple Orbiters with the given answers[3]:
| Proposed To | Answered ($ per) |
|---|---|
| Dantes | $16.50 [4] |
| Destiny | $1000 - $100[3] |
| Lycan | $5,000[3] |
| DariusIRL | $10,000[3] |
| MrMouton | $20,000[3] |
| notsoErudite | $690,000[3] |
| MrGirl | Unknown*10 [3] |
Trivia
The concept of Dogwarts was first called Barklight by Dan.[3]