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'''Dogwarts''' is a hypothetical proposed by [[Dan]]. In this scenario, you have a room in your house which holds a dog. The gender, breed, and size of this dog is up to the listener. The dog is also magic; each time you have intercourse with the dog, you are given a certain amount of money. The dog is willing and consenting. No one will know. | '''Dogwarts''' is a hypothetical proposed by [[Dan]]. In this scenario, you have a room in your house which holds a dog. The gender, breed, and size of this dog is up to the listener. The dog is also magic; each time you have intercourse with the dog, you are given a certain amount of money. You can do this as many times as you want. The dog is willing and consenting. No one will know. | ||
The question | The question: how much money do you expect to receive that makes you comfortable with having sex with the dog? | ||
==Etymology== | ==Etymology== | ||
'''Dogwarts''' is a mixture of the word ''dog'' and the fictional school ''Hogwarts''.<ref name="HP">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogwarts</ref> | '''Dogwarts''' is a mixture of the word ''dog'' and the fictional school ''Hogwarts''.<ref name="HP">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogwarts</ref> | ||
The reference to Hogwarts<ref name="HP"/> is | The reference to Hogwarts<ref name="HP"/> is used to exemplify the mystic, whimsical nature of the hypothetical. It is also due to the assumed similarity between the magical dog's room and platform nine and three-quarters from the Harry Potter series, where the students of Hogwarts<ref name="HP" /> are able to phase through a brick wall.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTykayOv_XA</ref> | ||
==Known Answers== | ==Known Answers== | ||
The question was prompted to multiple [[Orbiters]] with the given answers<ref name="LNWD">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWpyut_Gqnc Everyone's Answer to Dogwarts]</ref>: | The question was prompted to multiple [[Orbiters]] with the given answers<ref name="LNWD">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWpyut_Gqnc Everyone's Answer to Dogwarts]</ref>: | ||
Revision as of 18:28, 25 August 2023
Dogwarts is a hypothetical proposed by Dan. In this scenario, you have a room in your house which holds a dog. The gender, breed, and size of this dog is up to the listener. The dog is also magic; each time you have intercourse with the dog, you are given a certain amount of money. You can do this as many times as you want. The dog is willing and consenting. No one will know.
The question: how much money do you expect to receive that makes you comfortable with having sex with the dog?
Etymology
Dogwarts is a mixture of the word dog and the fictional school Hogwarts.[1]
The reference to Hogwarts[1] is used to exemplify the mystic, whimsical nature of the hypothetical. It is also due to the assumed similarity between the magical dog's room and platform nine and three-quarters from the Harry Potter series, where the students of Hogwarts[1] are able to phase through a brick wall.[2]
Known Answers
The question was prompted to multiple Orbiters with the given answers[3]:
| Proposed To | Answered ($ per) |
|---|---|
| Destiny | $1000 - $100[3] |
| MrMouton | $20,000[3] |
| Lycan | $5,000[3] |
| DariusIRL | $10,000[3] |
| NotSoErudite | $690,000[3] |
| MrGirl | Unknown*10 [3] |
Trivia
The concept of Dogwarts was first called Barklight by Dan.[3]