Lauren (disambiguation)

There exists a Lauren for every cardinal direction, each with their own different personality quirks, though coincidentally all known Laurens are conservative media pundits or conservative content creators.

4 Laurens of the Apocalypse
	Lauren Northern	Lawyer, girlboss, blacklisted. Once threatened to sue Destiny.
	Lauren Southern	Once shot a flare menacingly into the air. Trolled Rollo Tomassi into thinking she and Destiny aborted a baby. Often referred to by DGG as "Nazi Queen."
	Lauren Eastern	Formerly known as Roaming Millennial. Allegedly helped funnel around US$ 10 Million into Tenant media as part of a Russian propaganda campaign.
N/A	Lauren Western	Potentially the only clean member of the 4 Laurens. Yet to be discovered. Some have advocated for Lauren Boebert or Laura Loomer to be elevated to the position of Lauren Western.