Qorantos
Qorantos (also known as Q and Quiznos of Salami) is the current King of Kick or Keep. His position and salary remain at risk due to the jealousy and unfair sabotage perpetuated by his fellow orbiters.[1]
Soon to be ex-orbiter 
LMAO.[2]
Qorantos thought his monthly salary was weekly for several days, and he shared this news with his family before realizing that his salary was in fact monthly.[3]
In his capacity as an orbiter, Q's chats with Destiny are presumed to garner extraordinarily high view counts, hence why two-thirds of every Destiny stream of 2023 have thus far been devoted to meaningful, friendly, and insightful conversations with Q.
Q's regular contributions to the stream are made in spite of his poor internet connection and microphone quality, often contributing to him being late for Kick or Keep shows and failing to actually get half of any given show's guests to appear.
Destiny has said Mr Mouton and wesbtw are under consideration to take Q's place managing Kick or Keep if Qorantos continues to underperform. To help ease Q's permanent departure from streams, please consider closing the stream whenever Q is on.
External Links
References
- ↑ DalibanHQ Highlights (2023, August 4). "Destiny Orbiters Battle Royal (Firing Qorantos, New co-Host, Kick or Keep)" (Video). YouTube. Retrieved August 24, 2023.
- ↑ "DGG Chat Log"
- ↑ "He thought it was WEEKLY" has been referenced on /r/place 2023
