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The Jewlumni
	A rare accession ceremony in which Bibi hands Destiny an award for combatting misinformation.
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This article is satirical and should be viewed as such. It's contents should not be taken as fact.

The Jewlumni (also sometimes mistakenly called the Jewlluminati) is a highly secret, Zionist social network run by the Mossad (not to be confused with the Dossad) and the State of Israel. The name is a portmanteau of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world.

Destiny explains the Jewlumni.^[2]

According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—Discord —on a server known as the "New Yishuv". It was also likened to Andrew Tate's War Room by Destiny.

In 2023, Destiny began his induction into the Jewlumni through the spurious consumption of Wikipedia articles provided by his ~~handlers~~ benefactors, who he claims have provided around 30,000 Israeli New Shekels (around $8,200 USD at the time of writing) for learning about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict after the outbreak of the Israel-Hamas war. Prior to this, he first appeared on the Jewlumni radar when canvassing for Jon Ossoff.

Notable Members

Notable members include:

Newer Members

The Jewlumni are often reluctant to initiate new members, as typically membership is only obtained by birthright. However, on rare occasions when a promising pupil presents themselves, they may make an exception.

Former members

Not all Jewlumni retain membership for life. In fact, many renounce the order and set off for greener pastures.

Public Reaction

On X (formerly known as Twitter), Palestinians activists, Far-left commentators, and Far-right figures were quick to call out Destiny for his public announcement of admission into the Jewlumni as Destiny being antisemitic, jokingly antisemitic, or the callout tweets themselves would be antisemitic.

Niko House

Peter Coffin

	Peter Coffin @petercoffin
People like myself get called a grifter while people who literally go on their stream and admit that they take money and the result is the things that they say. FUCKING SILLY.^[5]
2:43 PM · Mar 25, 2024

Mr. Girl's #1 Fanboy

	RealSmeth @realsmeth
Destiny is irresponsible with his platform. Spreading antisemitic conspiracy theories to bait people into calling him out, just to smear them for it; ensuring that people will be afraid to call him out in the future. “Jokes on you, I was just pretending to be antisemitic.”^[6]
Last edited 8:02 AM · Mar 26, 2024

References

↑ [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1bo738a/bienvenido_a_la_jewlumni_esteban_destino/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button reddit.com
↑ YouTube. (2024, March 26). Destiny Addresses Taking $$$ From Israel And Getting Candace Owens FIRED. Retrieved 2026, June 03, from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDZ1XyVeQKU.
↑ https://twitter.com/realnikohouse/status/1772350983357542611
↑ https://twitter.com/HotSpotHotSpot/status/1772318882797134305
↑ https://twitter.com/petercoffin/status/1772348703572992347
↑ https://twitter.com/RealSmeth/status/1772609985534361782

[1] [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1bo738a/bienvenido_a_la_jewlumni_esteban_destino/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button reddit.com

[2] YouTube. (2024, March 26). Destiny Addresses Taking $$$ From Israel And Getting Candace Owens FIRED. Retrieved 2026, June 03, from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDZ1XyVeQKU.

[3] ttps://twitter.com/realnikohouse/status/1772350983357542611

[4] ttps://twitter.com/HotSpotHotSpot/status/1772318882797134305

[5] ttps://twitter.com/petercoffin/status/1772348703572992347

[6] ttps://twitter.com/RealSmeth/status/1772609985534361782

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-The '''Jewlumni''' is a fictional organization created by [[Destiny]] to mock a chatter who accused him of reaching out to  {{wiki|Ben Shapiro}} after [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlDB5iynp9I a heated on-stream debate] with [[Candace Owens]], allegedly to have her fired from {{wiki|The Daily Wire}}.<ref name="Jewlumni meme reference">
-{{cite
+The '''Jewlumni''' (also sometimes mistakenly called the '''Jewlluminati''') is a highly secret, {{wiki|Zionist}} social network run by the {{wiki|Mossad}} (not to be confused with the [[Daliban|Dossad]]) and the State of {{wiki|Israel||.}} The name is a {{wiki|portmanteau}} of "Jew" and "Alumni". It is a collection of the most powerful and prominent Jewish figures in the world.
-|source-name    = Last Night On Destiny
+[[File:Jewlumni explanation.mp4|thumb|left|320px|Destiny explains the Jewlumni.<ref>{{cite
+|source-name    = YouTube
 |year           = 2024
 |month          = March
-|day            = 23
+|day            = 26
-|title          = Mask Off Allegations, Ethan Reacts To Jordan Peterson Debate & Apple Lawsuit Debate
+|title          = Destiny Addresses Taking $$$ From Israel And Getting Candace Owens FIRED
-|retrieved-date = 2024, December 6
+|author         = Destiny
-|source         = https://youtu.be/S0i4v1L1VDY?t=1364
+|retrieved-date = 2026, June 03
-}}
+|source         = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDZ1XyVeQKU
-</ref>
+|archive-url     =
-{{blockquote
+|archive-date    =
-|quote= ''Did you really message Ben [Shapiro]? What do you mean? Yeah of course. Ever since I started the Israel/Palestine arc, i've gotten so many connections, i've gotten like new payment processors. I get like a lot of, there's a lot of organizations that kind of like send me revenue and they shoot me like talking points or whatever. Or they'll like recommend me books, they don't like control what I say on stream of course, but they'll like suggest like hey you should take a look like this. You know and they also send like a decent chunk of change. Well if you're gonna pay me like 30,000 new shekels or whatever why the fuck would I not take a look at the material you want me to read and review on stream.
+|url-status      =
+}}</ref>
+]]
+According to Destiny, they communicate over the social app for gamers—{{wiki|Discord}}—on a server known as the "New {{wiki|Yishuv||".}} It was also likened to {{wiki|Andrew Tate||'s}} War Room by Destiny.
+In 2023, Destiny began his induction into the Jewlumni through the spurious consumption of {{wiki|Wikipedia}} articles provided by his <s>handlers</s> benefactors, who he claims have provided around 30,000 {{wiki|Israeli_new_shekel|Israeli New Shekels}} (around $8,200 USD at the time of writing) for learning about the {{wiki|Israeli–Palestinian_conflict|Israeli-Palestinian conflict}} after the outbreak of the {{wiki|Israel–Hamas_war|Israel-Hamas war|.}} Prior to this, he first appeared on the Jewlumni radar when canvassing for {{wiki|Jon_Ossoff|Jon Ossoff|.}}
+== Notable Members ==
+[[File:Jewlumni rewards.jpg|thumb|right|Leaked document containing the rewards for the Jewlumni. There are rumors that this is only the entry-level reward system, and that the next tier contains other access to people like Gal Gadot, as well as a phone number to the president of {{wiki|AIPAC||.}}]] Notable members include:
+* {{wiki|Benjamin_Netanyahu|Benjamin Netanyahu}}
+* {{wiki|Gal_Gadot|Gal Godot}}
+* Bernie Sanders
+* [[Ben Shapiro]]
+* Jeremy Boreing
+* [[Dan]]
+* [[Lex Fridman]]
+* [[Benny Morris]]
+* [[DGG Canvassing History|Jon Ossoff]]
+* [[Dave Rubin]]
-Also part of this is they're connecting me to like a network, they call them the Jewlumni, it's like the alumni but for Jews I guess. Then in these jewlumnis, imagine you kind of have like the war-room, but its not exactly the war room, they call it the new yishuv on discord. In this discord they have like a bunch of  really powerful jewish people that I have access to if I want to chat with them about any particular issue. Shapiro obviously, and the other co-owner of the daily wire are in there, and after my candace owens conversation, yeah I reached in there I was like yeah what the fuck. This lady is slamming me on twitter can you do something about this? He'll tap his jewish contacts, they'll see how receptive I have  been to some of the money that they funneled to me to look at like talkign point shit relating to Israel Palestinte. He said looks like I checked out and yeah.
+=== Newer Members ===
+The Jewlumni are often reluctant to initiate new members, as typically membership is only obtained by birthright. However, on rare occasions when a promising pupil presents themselves, they may make an exception.
+* [[Destiny]]
+* [[WhickTV]]
+* [[LonerBox]]
-Are we good? Is that enough for a clip? No I didn't talk to anybody about fucking Candace Owens you fucking retard, why the fuck would I do that. ''
+=== Former members ===
-|name=[https://youtu.be/S0i4v1L1VDY?t=1351 Destiny describing the "Jewlumni"]}}
+Not all Jewlumni retain membership for life. In fact, many renounce the order and set off for greener pastures.
+* [[Norman Finkelstein]]
+* [[Playing With Fire]]
 == Public Reaction ==
-On X (formerly known as Twitter), [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/708489807604744286/1222277515058479174/IMG_2232.jpg?ex=6615a1a4&is=66032ca4&hm=72f0d3c107359098dc24493a698b3e58101be10964a53fe902c4a16e1ff9d70d&| Palestinians activists, Far-left and Far-right figures] were quick to call out Destiny for his public announcement of admission into the Jewlumni as Destiny being antisemitic, jokingly antisemitic, or the callout tweets themselves would be antisemitic.
+On X (formerly known as Twitter), Palestinians activists, Far-left commentators, and Far-right figures were quick to call out Destiny for his public announcement of admission into the Jewlumni as Destiny being antisemitic, jokingly antisemitic, or the callout tweets themselves would be antisemitic.
 === Niko House ===
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