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This article is satirical and should be viewed as such. It's contents should not be taken as fact.

There exists a Lauren for every cardinal direction, each with their own different personality quirks, though coincidentally all known Laurens are conservative media pundits or conservative content creators. Every discovered Lauren has graced the stream thus far with their presence, with Lauren Northern being the most recent in 2023-2024; Lauren Southern in 2024; and Lauren Eastern briefly in a Timcast episode, before that interfacing with Destiny (and Lauren Southern) in several YouTube bloodsports debates when she was known as Roaming Millennial. Lauren Western has yet to be discovered.

4 Laurens of the Apocalypse
	Lauren Northern	Lawyer, girlboss, blacklisted. Once threatened to sue Destiny.
	Lauren Southern	Once shot a flare menacingly into the air. Trolled Rollo Tomassi into thinking she and Destiny aborted a baby. Often referred to by DGG as "Nazi Queen."
	Lauren Eastern	Formerly known as Roaming Millennial. Allegedly helped funnel around US$ 10 Million into Tenant media as part of a Russian propaganda campaign.
N/A	Lauren Western	Potentially the only clean member of the 4 Laurens. Yet to be discovered. Some have advocated for Lauren Boebert or Laura Loomer to be elevated to the position of Lauren Western.

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	There exists a Lauren for every {{wiki\|cardinal_direction\|cardinal direction\|,}} each with their own different personality quirks, though coincidentally all known Laurens are conservative media pundits or conservative content creators. Every discovered Lauren has graced the stream thus far with their presence, with [[Lauren Northern]] being the most recent in 2023-2024; [[Lauren Southern]] in 2024; and [[Lauren Eastern]] briefly in a [[Tim Pool\|Timcast]] episode, before that interfacing with [[Destiny]] (and Lauren Southern) in several [[YouTube]] [[bloodsports]] debates when she was known as Roaming Millennial. [[Lauren Western]] has yet to be discovered.		There exists a Lauren for every {{wiki\|cardinal_direction\|cardinal direction\|,}} each with their own different personality quirks, though coincidentally all known Laurens are conservative media pundits or conservative content creators. Every discovered Lauren has graced the stream thus far with their presence, with [[Lauren Northern]] being the most recent in 2023-2024; [[Lauren Southern]] in 2024; and [[Lauren Eastern]] briefly in a [[Tim Pool\|Timcast]] episode, before that interfacing with [[Destiny]] (and Lauren Southern) in several [[YouTube]] [[bloodsports]] debates when she was known as Roaming Millennial. [[Lauren Western]] has yet to be discovered.