The Aella Square Massacre of 2023

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Wave 1

On August 29th 2023, friend of the stream Aella stopped by to have a discussion with Destiny about a variety of topics, including her use of polling[1], her AI girlfriend site[2], and sex experience. During this conversation, chat was in complete agreement with Aella, believing her statistical analysis to be absolutely flawless. As a result, the conversation was largely pleasant, with absolutely nothing happening[3].

A completely unrelated list:

  • huffdaddy
  • tccc
  • ColdFire
  • Kragdoor
  • dxcomx (x2)
  • Imeage
  • punished_blik
  • Jakobokaj (double-tapped, he survived the first attempt)
  • jstlk
  • SlugChrist
  • smoko

Wave 2

On August 30th 2023, Avi Bitterman joined an ongoing conversation with Ukrainian Ana and Kelly Jean, reigniting the siege[4]. Destiny had not yet satiated his bloodlust. Additional victims include:

  • SleepyNiko
  • thesourceofsound
  • Zergell2
  • ILoveBearAss
  • punished_blik
  • Aqui1a
  • Typ34
  • sebay

Wave 3

On the same day, many chatters were lost after a discussion about body counts (See: The Redpill Arc) in response to a short clip of a woman talking publicly about her sex life[5]. Some of the fallen include:

  • darkfigment
  • MTG
  • jimbo
  • HotDogKiller
  • Ezorth
  • Many during meganuke 1
  • Many during meganuke 2
  • skskskskdiit

Casualties

In total, 49 chatters were lost during the Aella Square Massacre. Many of them were resurrected after a show of mercy from Destiny[6].

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