Dogtober 7th

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Dogtober 7th
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Dogtober 7th was a terrorist attack conducted by Hasraeli Occupation Force (HOF) against Al Kaya forces. Several human rights organization report it as being the second deadliest terrorist attack conducted against a dog in the DGGCU since K9/11. The attack was suspected to have been conduction with the Mk. 21 “Genocide Denial” electric shock collar.

In the aftermath of the attack Hasraeli forces contend that the weapon is used only for training purposes, and that several. However, experts on the matter have criticized the attack as being cosmetically strategic dog placement for propaganda purposes to make westerners more sympathetic to the Hasraeli cause.

An expert on matters involving the HOF—Daniel Saltman—has done an investigation on the device to prove that the prongs were easily removeable despite claims from the Hasraeli government suggesting otherwise. Additionally, field tests conducted by Saltman on a half-dog diaspora living in Canada—Mootan Al-Mooty—proved to be cruel and unusual.

Several spokespersons for the Daliban, including Abu Nathan noted that the use of the weapon itself was not necessarily unethical, but the use of it to keep Al Kaya forces in an open air prison as an aesthetic for official broadcasts was; eventually dubbing it as a phenomenon known as "Hallywood."

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Within DGG Chat, the BERN emote now combos with the Kaya KYSNOW to portray Hasan shocking Kaya (instead of Bernie Sanders who typically occupies the head space of the emote).